Just a bunch of wanna-be rednecks who gadgeated Mascoma High School in metropolitan downtown West Canaan. After suffering through various centers of higher education (which Mascoma, contrary to popular belief, was not) decided to put together this lousy excuse for a web page. Unlike most of their classmates, they lack any carnal knowledge of their teachers (and for the most part any of their classmates). The "Gizzies" have now been extended to include their mates, which typically has improved their lot dramatically...
Not unless you have time traveling capabilities and can insert youself as a harassed geek from Mascoma High School, or perhaps if you can convince one of them to investigate polygamy. Then again, why would you want to?